January 2009
5 posts
who needs a golden ticket?
The other day while walking home from school I heard a little boy in my neighborhood say, and I quote,
“The first thing I am gonna do when I grow old is buy a golden toilet that plays moon river when I shit in it”
For your visual pleasure I have posted a picture of what I imagine his toilet to look at, the lyrics to moon river, and the house that I hope he one day lives in.
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africans &dogs
It’s probably better that I update this at the end of the day. I have two funny things to share:
1. Yesterday a random girl at Barnes&Noble vents about her mother doesn’t let her wear makeup or perfurme or leave the house. OH! And get this, she is 13 years old and “dating” some 33 year old man she met on an online game site. Ok but I digress. The point of me writing...
new beginnings
shut up oh it! it’s oh sizzle plus three.
So the other day while congregating at Cupz and Crepes (please go get a nutella &strawberry crepe from this place…you will not regret it) with some of the best people ever, I was informed that two people had hidden blogs. Well, I guess they weren’t really hidden since the links are on facebook…but they were hidden to me. In...